at my 16th birthday party my friend john accidentally flashed one of his balls and i remember it in vivid color & detail like sometimes i forget the faces of loved ones but that single nut haunts me. one time i fell in a ditch and i kept sabotaging myself like “what if the last thing i think of before i die is john’s nut” like i wasn’t actually gonna die but these are the kinds of things you consider when you fall in a ditch. john’s nut
- White people when they first encounter an "ethnic" food: ew wtf is that that looks gross lmao
- White people a few years later: omg this tastes sooo good and it's soooooo healthy
- White people a few centuries later: ...and that's how we invented tofu, gumbo, curry, and dulce de leche!