How I talk:

25% swearing,

25% sarcasm

50% a combination of both.

— (via quotecomedy)

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cruorqueen:

aliveandtryingtolive:

cyanideheights:

Omg he just said “gag flex” he called it a gag flex.

I feel judged. I am the slightest bit high now, man.

It’s okay. We still love you. Probably won’t let it go.

Well i wouldnt expect any less. You never let anything go. Lol

cyanideheights:

Omg he just said “gag flex” he called it a gag flex.

I feel judged. I am the slightest bit high now, man.

klefable:

ghosts & fairies

klefable:

ghosts & fairies

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bright-end-of-nowhere:

The only two reactions to this realization.

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ugly:

don’t forget to blaze it and praise it today kids

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gentle-insomnia:

laughing-trees:

If Andromeda were brighter, this is how it would look in our night sky. They’re all out there, we just can’t see them
Distance to Earth: 2,538,000 light years

Photos of stars / space / the sky always make me so emotional. I’m tearing up a lil bit now… it’s so GOOD

gentle-insomnia:

laughing-trees:

If Andromeda were brighter, this is how it would look in our night sky.
They’re all out there, we just can’t see them

Distance to Earth: 2,538,000 light years

Photos of stars / space / the sky always make me so emotional. I’m tearing up a lil bit now… it’s so GOOD

(via inunicorns-ibelieve)

vivianvivisection:

straight boys think girls can’t take compliments, and that’s ridiculous cause i’ve seen so many girls compliment each other, i’ve seen conversations & friendships blossom from girls complimenting each other in line, on the street, at school waiting for the bus, pretty much anywhere.

the problem is straight boys think sexual harassment & assault are compliments.

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It’s so beautiful to kiss
someone
who actually
means a lot to you.
— Alena M.  (via girlsjunk)

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virginsacrificer:

its hard to be attractive when youre not

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I’d love to sit there and just drink my tea, listening to the rain





 I’d love to have sex there and listen to the rain between moans



 there are two kinds of people

I’d love to sit there and just drink my tea, listening to the rain


I’d love to have sex there and listen to the rain between moans


there are two kinds of people

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